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Driving 'Blonde'...

Started by Tomcat , Nov 11 2011 08:01 AM

I just couldnt resist

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#1 Tomcat

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 08:01 AM

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied,
'You know, The little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, But this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen And asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up.
And asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
The mechanic fainted.

If you're not sure what a 710 is...

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I just couldn't resist forwarding this one...

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 08:26 AM

No way! Is that true! LOL..

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#3 SplatU

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 11:27 AM

Great now I'm having to clean coffee from my keyboard & monitor! Thanks TC!

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#4 side-effects

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 12:21 PM

LOL! Having worked in the automotive field for almost 20 years, stories like this never surprise me.

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#5 splinterspartan

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Posted 11 November 2011 - 01:14 PM

ROFLMAO Oh my that was my laugh for the day. I could not figure out what that was until the end. Good one.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 01:52 AM

Nice!